it aint all its cracked up to be

there are days when i hate how my life is going and i just wish that i could be Barbie. She's so perfect and her life is just ... perfect. But then i realize, Barbie's life isnt all its cracked up to be.

Let's face it-- there are days where i hate my job and i just want to quit (you know you do too) and i feel like im overworked and underpaid. Well, look at Barbie, she holds like a billion different jobs and i've never seen a Barbie bank where she can go to get her paycheck! She's a doctor, a firefighter, a vet, a police officer, a ballerina, a gymnist, a nurse, a princess, a cashier, you name it. The sad part is she needs all these jobs. Think of all the bills she has to pay. The taxes on that dreamhouse must be a bitch. And she's got like seven cars. How else is she going to afford all that? and its not like Ken is helping. I don' t think Ken even has a job. He just mooches off of barbie's hard earned money.

Speaking of Ken, he's pretty much an all around jerk. He and barbie had a child together and he didn't even propose. He impregnates her and then refuses to marry her. He doesnt even babysit when barbie is at work. The least he could do would be to take care of the baby and little sister kelly, but nooooo, Skipper has to do that.

And she may have a perfect body and a beautiful face, but think of all the harrassment she must go through. Especially at the workplace. She can never go out to a bar, she'd be getting drunk guys falling all over her. Then maybe Ken would care...

And she does it all with a smile on her face... which is more than i can say.

randoms

I am 16 years old
I hate being a junior
The ACT is freaking me out
My mom is my best friend
And
My dad works too much
I have two brothers.
I only like one of them
I have three brothers if you include Nick
Which I do
I hate asparagus
But I love root beer barrels
I have a bad temperament
&& people think I’m mean
But I’m actually really nice
As long as I don’t hate you
…which I probably do
I have a shopping disorder
I spend too much…
… and save too little
Most of that money goes to shoes.
.And purses.
.And clothes.
.And movies.
.And music.
.And things that I already own
But have broken/lost.
I love movies. I like to pretend I’m in one.
Does that make me crazy?
Music is salvation.
I play guitar
At least I used to
I haven’t played in two years
No motivation
I love to cook
It calms me down
I hate running
It hurts my lungs
My favorite smell is my grandmother’s house in Redford
It smells like cookies and stale cigarettes

I love my family
I don’t care if they’re crazy
…which they are
I have the best friends anyone could ask for
&& I love them more than anything
I’m damaged goods
I think he broke me
But I’m working on it
I’d rather be fat and happy than skinny and hungry
But if I’m going to be sad either way…
I’d prefer to be skinny


I don’t cry.


I drink a lot.
Normally apple juice
I like grape juice too though
At least I’m not dehydrated
My favorite word is unique
It sounds pretty
And it suggests happiness




So that’s me…


… take it or leave it.